Wavs Archived 11/15/01. I like to use Simpsons sound bytes, as event sounds (For the uninitiated, that's Startup, Shutdown & everyone's favorite ...ERROR). Since I think we should attempt to end the "beeps" & the "chimes" reign of terror.
Anyway, found some sounds that I liked, while others were just plain awful! Then, I learned to make them myself. I mean, it's not that unlawful.
The following WAVS were created by me using an imac. (Yes, it is possible. So don't have an anxiety attack!) The sound is recorded as an AIFF, using Amadeus II, it also helps with the old nip & tuck . Finally, via ConvertMachine the AIFF gets turned into a WAV . GoLive gets them here so enjoy & I hope that you find a fave!
WOW! Can you believe it? I got SOOOO MANY SIMPSONS SOUNDS, I had to create this SIMPSONS WAVS ARCHIVE! Who wooda thunk it?
Grandpa.wav Grandpa feels you complain too much. (60 kb)
Cletus.wav
Slack-Jawed Cletus stating the obvious.(49 kb)
Krusty.wav Krusty offers advice to fix your computer. (124 kb)Krusty.wav Krusty Kryptically looks back on his life (Large, but worth every kb). (190 kb)Krusty.wav A Great Error Warning from Krusty.(24 kb)
Krusty.wav
Chinese, apologetic Krusty.(52 kb)
Krusty.wav Krusty must be hungry for Chinese food.(70 kb)
Apu.wav Apple Pie, Hot Dogs &.... (72 kb)
Mr. Burns.wav The Ultimate Sound for when your computer acts up. Courtesy of Mr. Burns. (39 kb) Burns.wav This sounds like a good idea to me.(66 kb)
Burns.wav The obvious, stated here.(17 kb)
Scorpio.wav One of my personal
faves! Great for "shut down"! (108 kb)
Barney.wav
Shock, euphoria, relief. (61 kb)
Moe.wav Closing time at Moe's & now your computer as well. (70 kb)Moe.wav If you keep staring, you may go blind! (35 kb) Moe.wav Moe is
appalled! (38 kb)
Moe.wav Yes
Moe, we all feel this way. (37 kb)
Dame.wav Prim, proper woman spouting "Gangsta" slang (MY CURRENT ERROR SOUND). (76 kb)Snowball.wav Snowball the cat speaks. (36 kb)Carl.wav An Awesome "New Mail" sound, courtesy of Carl. (47 kb)Spooky.wav A ghostly, forboding presence warns you of the dangers of computing. (120 kb)BBMan.wav BumbleBeeMan does not like. (49 kb)CBGuy.wav Comic Book Guy approves of your shock. (32 kb)Nsync.wav Nsync enters the scene. (113 kb)Duffman.wav Duffman's intuition at work. (65 kb)Lenny.wav Lenny explains e-mail. (57 kb)Mel.wav Mel Gibson does Dr. Nick!. (58 kb)Dr. Nick.wav Dr. Nick's claim to fame. (30 kb)
Kodos.wav Warning! Cursing Alien Here!
(63 kb)
Nelson.wav Nelson's famous parting
words. (25 kb)
Sack.wav Insulting
Magpies for your shutdown. (102 kb)
Skinner.wav Skinner let's the children know
how he feels. (43 kb)
Crash.wav Crashes
happened before & will happen again. (56 kb)
Carl.wav Carl asking an eternal question of the internet age. (26 kb)Lenny & Carl.wav Lenny & Carl notice a
problem, then pass the buck. (106 kb)
Cool.wav A chorus of coolness. (39
kb)
Music.wav Some suspenceful Simpson music for your error. (97
kb)
Winner.wav Get a confidence boost from your computer. (89 kb)
Welcome.wav The greeting you should hear "here". (34 kb)
Bart
Allen.wav Bart takes "the stand" & regrets it. (100 kb)
Forgive.wav (Dedicated to Melvin) Well mannered apology from Japanese Mafioso.(One of my FAVS!)(36 kb) Trek.wav Girls like Star Trek? (120
kb)
Wind.wav A perfect PC error or startup sound. (44 kb)
Had.wav
Story of my life... (51 kb)
Flanders.wav Ned Flanders cursing!? Oh
My!(35 kb)
Lisa.wav Lisa hears something.... (99
kb)
Marge.wav Can't be "right" all the time. (54 kb)Marge.wav Marge's feelings on internet porn. (52 kb)
Created Bart.wav Bart is doing....
something. (home made by siberkat) (158 kb)
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